What is her job?
TABLES!!
I can’t know how to hear more about tables!
No. It’s not worth the lasting damage it would cause. You’ll need to live with it for the rest of your life.
All the people answering “yes” so confidently are severely underestimating the life-altering consequences this sort of trauma can cause. No amount of money would ever fix it.
36 hours in and I would think I’m in the clear then someone would need some real help, like loading their truck to move some stuff for their kids party and ask me, “think it will all fit?” In that moment reflexes would lose the money.
Order 200m worth of tables demand 3 day delivery
Depends which table
So no bananas for a couple days…
Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge
Look, if I can’t slap my dick down on the table, life isn’t worth living. And, by definition, that is a form of dick measuring. Since it measures the dick against the table, the table is therefore measured against the dick.
However! If someone would volunteer to be a flesh table for the period of the no-table-measuring, that would be acceptable. If I can measure my dick against someone’s shoulders or hips, problem solved, and I’m 200 mil richer.
what if I don’t use a tape measure?
Rogal Dorn, is that you?
For 200m I could just hide in bed for a few days.
