It’s real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.
Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don’t trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it’s because their own kids and wives hate them?
Money can’t fix self esteem.
Reflexive markets need faith…not good ideas or people.
Fuck. That one is kinda cool though
It would be funny if he had a sense of humor. I’m pretty sure he’s serious though.
I’m not saying it’s the coolest photo out there. It’s just the first photo I’ve seen of him where it’s not absolutely cringe at first glance.
Like, take any other photo of him, put somebody else there in the exact situation, and it’s still a cringe photo. This one though? Nah, pretty cool if it was someone else. Thats all I was trying to get across
Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg not only is a media giant but also a sporting fanatic. While everyone is aware of his love for combat sports, only a few know about his interest in surfing. Like Meta has a knack for launching a new update every once in a while, its maker has a fondness for surfing treacherous waves intermittently. Interestingly, paddling into the ocean helps Zuckerberg stay focused.
Jesus. What a ham-handed PR piece. He has billions, but hires Temu PR for his humanization campaign. What a complete jackass.
They do appear to call him “The Eye of Sauron” so, maybe the person writing this wasn’t really interested in making him look good and phoned it in.
Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.
Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren’t sunburnt.
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But it wears off. I can say that after a day of sailing with normal sunblock versus a day sailing with diaper cream you will notice a difference.
He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.
He thought it would make an insellable picture. He was wrong. He’s gone the Madonna route, and wears the same clothes when he’s not wanting to be photographed.
Wow. Surprisingly caked.
Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?
This ad riddled slop factory is not “evidence”
“In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning.”
What a nauseatingly puffpiece-y puff piece
Whiteface
Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.
Practicing his mime skills while surfing. It’s called multitasking. 😉
What a ghoul
This guy is ridiculous, but most people use less sunblock than recommended and mineral sunblock, while it leaves a white residue, is probably the safest considering it doesn’t get absorbed into your body.
