I’m so sure that this will happen…
More lies from a fraud
Earnings call is today
Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
And also, who doesn’t want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?
It’s Morgan Freeman for me.
lol right. tesla cars can’t even tell the difference between a painting on a wall and the actual road.
He’s lying again.
You can tell because his mouth is moving.
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
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I used to about some things, like when he talked about the how the spaceX rockets worked, but then he went insane. And now I’ve heard there’s a pretty good chance that starship isn’t gunna archive much at all, because its too heavy from the stainless steel they used to make it.
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You will Nazi it coming.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes
Tesla will begin its roll out of its self-driving Robotaxi fleet in multiple US cities in the months to come, already taking appropriate regulatory steps in both California and Texas.
Anyone want to take bets on how many deaths/injuries will there be before they’re pulled?
Infinite is valid all things considered.
Yeah, I don’t bet w/ human lives, I’m not an insurance company.
Infinite is valid all things considered.
Not really. I mean that would require a timeline where humanity is both stupid enough to keep Tesla around and survives indefinitely which is highly unlikely.
Infinite just means it will never be pulled for causing accidents.
Okay, in that case I guess it is possible that we are stupid enough to keep them around and stupid enough to wipe ourselves out so soon that they will be around until the end of humanity.
