Obligatory this is a joke. Do not do this!
Just a prank, bro! Unless you howl at the moon and piss on nearest landmark to assert dominance. Then it’s so on!
I’ma go howl at it right now.
I’m sorry, I’m kind of an idiot. I understand the Wikipedia article but not the comment or how they’re related.
Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself
I wish I could say I understood the derivative joke, but yes I see it’s derivate now. I too am autistic. It’s fun isn’t it? I have trouble understanding simple concepts through text. Poe’s law is dope.
So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.
You think I have the energy to run on all fours?