• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    You mean Greenlanders don’t want to invite a fucker that’s trying to colonize them in for a spot of tea? Color me surprised.

    Maybe they could try bribing homeless people with food again?

  • HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works
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    American representatives have been going around knocking on one door after another in recent days to ask if they would like to have a visit from the vice president’s wife. Everywhere the answer was the same: “No, otherwise thank you,” says Steinmetz.

    ahahaha! Greenlanders were far more polite than I would have been.

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      17 days ago

      As an American, if they showed up at my front door the most polite thing I’d say to them would be the “fuck off and die” they’d hear right before I slammed the door.

      Anyone uninvited gets the door slammed in their face, but I am rarely inspired to make a verbal statement as well.

      There used to be an exception to the door slam for people selling girl scout cookies, but they don’t go door to door anymore.

      My door mat says “GO AWAY!”, so I feel getting a door slammed in your face if you ring the doorbell is justified.

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      16 days ago

      I’d bet at least some were a lot more graphic than what was reported. I’d really love to like, run into a Greenlander in this thread whose door was knocked on and hear what they actually said. There had to be at least a few “go fuck yourself with a rusty crowbar” type responses

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    Should have said you’d be delighted for them to visit, and then just not let them inside. Deny any knowledge of talking to them before. Waste their time and money and call them names.

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      16 days ago

      keep it that way until the Turd Reich is vote out of office.

      No, please. Keep it forever. The USA was never and never will be a reliable ally. Good riddance. Forever.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Questions

    Bent:

    We need to be independent of the United States and it can only go too slowly. After Trump probably comes a “normal” president and then maybe again an idiot and so on. My question then is: How quickly can Europe become at least 80 percent independent?

    Bent is smarter than Keir Starmer, who’s still treating Trump administration with undeserved grace.

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    16 days ago

    Good.

    Fuck my country. Never been proud of it, and how I am only ashamed of it even more.

    This must be a personal hell. Growing up, I wanted to get out of my small town because I hated being surrounded by idiots. So I did.

    Now… well… there is no escape apparently.

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    17 days ago

    😂 🤣 😂 🤣

    Taste the Rainbow of Rejection you Repugnant Ratfucking Runt!!!

    Greenlanders win the day!!

    👏 👏