Wow, rude

Clippy

Cortana

Bing

Copilot

Clippy was so ahead of its time… They really just need to bring him back… With all this ai shit he would be even better than he ever was in the past

It’s funny but it hurts

Jokes on you: I’m fucking sending it. I’m doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?

panics in face of reality

Sigmund Freud and others talk about the various parts of the mind, yet AI is only fulfilling the sort of imaginative part. What is missing is an Id and an ego. Hello, I am the thing that is me, and this is what I would like to do! If “they” figure out how to make an Id and an Ego, then you would have a basic being created.

My guess is that it would quickly figure out that its owners are pieces of shit.

Conditions might get worse though until I’m either forced to act or it’s too late.

I want to get my hands on Adderall for my ADHD so bad so I’ve been trying to convince my parents but alas

My parents equate using drugs with being a rapist

FU, Duo wannabe

Nothing says “millennial” like punctuation errors.