neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoNeither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThat was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNo, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
P.F. Flyers?
That was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez
No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.