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minus-squareEmerald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-21 month agoMan, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would’ve said “the pedestrians hit me”. Now I’m going to jail. Oh well
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me. I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me. I was in a parking spot too.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoYou had a terrible lawyer if they couldn’t get you off of those charges.
Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would’ve said “the pedestrians hit me”. Now I’m going to jail. Oh well
I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.
I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.
I was in a parking spot too.
You had a terrible lawyer if they couldn’t get you off of those charges.