• xenomor@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    What do you call a dozen burned teslas?

    A good start.

    I’ll be here all week. Tip your waiter.

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      1 month ago

      I do feel bad for people who bought Tesla EVs a few years ago, before mask-off Elon.

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        1 month ago

        I can see your point. Buyer’s remorse is real. Although, the cyber truck is an especially easy target because of its high price, low quality, and poor styling.

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      1 month ago

      Na na~ nanananana~ na~ na~ na, nazi cars are not for meeee

      (To the tune of Katamari on the Rocks)

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      1 month ago

      No. Not in the slightest. All you did was give them insurance write off.

      Cars staying with no one buying them, THAT hurts Tesla. Musk? Nah, he’s checked out since Teslas and EVs aren’t exactly something right gives tow shits about… At least until he needs another payout, but that’s not why he became a president of USA for! Infinite money.

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        1 month ago

        Insurance generally does not cover arson, but I don’t know if their policy specifically does. If it was covered, the insurance company is going to consider raising the premiums for coverage. If enough dealerships have to make claims due to arson, all dealerships may have increased premiums, or may even become uninsurable, which would likely stop them from operating at all.

  • Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Doesn’t it say something about how often Teslas catch fire that a dozen cars burned and their response is “arson suspected”?