I’m truly scared of how low this country can go. I don’t think we can even see the bottom yet.

If there’s anything Philly knows how to do, it’s fuck shit up after any sports game. Win or lose, big or small.

They have to grease up those light poles every time for a reason.

To be fair, they were shot over a porta-potty dispute in a crowd of hundreds of thousands. And the kind shooter just put some lead in their legs, so very careful not to kill them. Sometimes you just gotta take a leak