They’re all kissing the ring now. We really are the United Corporations of America.

That’s the last straw! From now on I’m only drinking beer.

I was so certain I was reading the onion. So very certain…

Not sure how to interpret this. Is Coca-Cola making fun of Trump with the Diet Coke? If so its pretty funny.

Don’t get too close to James Quincey when he talks to you. You’ll smell the shit on his nose.