Amazon wasn’t caught doing shit. “Caught” implies there is a possibility of consequences. Two days from now nobody is going to remember this story and the world will move on and there will be no consequences for this.

I do commend the strength of his rectum for shitting while sitting in a chair. It does take great resolve to keep a straight face while doing it in a room full of people with cameras pointed at your face.

I wouldn’t expect nor accept any less. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree of greed.