i mean, having an extra pair of arms coming off your boobs could be useful

no, they’re just swords

skubba

yeah it’s not “jraphics”

i never got into twitter, and the longer this goes on, the more glad i am about that

this is the funniest thing i have seen today

Even calling it a news update isn’t really accurate. It’s more akin to “water is wet.”

this is an important step forward for the fight for equality in killing civilian children overseas and forcefully turning away asylum seekers

So what team does she ride for? Lidl-Trek need a big engine, what with van Dijk on maternity leave and all.

My top three flavors of beans:

• Baked
• Refried
• Fucking