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Would be hilarious if they recalled them and superglued buttons over the touchscreen interface.

Why fix the actual socio-economic and political issues which lead to school shootings when you can pull a Big Brother with barely functional AI models!

I’m just hittin’em right outta the park, should’ve worked in Marketing!

“Go steal data on Mars” went straight into my soul archive!

Can’t wait for the day when I’ll be able to get a titanium pancreas!

My condolences…

Sure! Why have AI assisted ambulances or firetrucks when you can slap an AI onto ICBM carriers!

Dude, what the fuck!

Sso… like my already existing smartphone. Only larger.

Wake me up when the quadfold drops. Heck, quilt me a smartphone/picnic blanket, then we can talk.

Edit: I’m sorry if this comes off as too snarky, I just don’t get the trend… I thought we were heading directly away from large form stuff with this whole smartphone thing. I mean, didn’t we already see this not working with tablets, and how they kinda’ ended up repurposed as quasi-laptops?

Is this loss?

Ok, so life’s becoming one of those Sharknado movies. Noted.

Aaah, they’re doing the scarcity thing… Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Gotta get that daily lick in!

Fuck you, Netflix. Seriously, fuck you. And the other streaming services, too. Fucking cable companies were less predatory than this…

Not many individuals manage to form a stain of shame on their related species. I guess he is, indeed, remarkable in that way.

True, especially with the xPressMusic ones. They felt as though they had slightly thinner plastic. Had one of the very thin ones, a friend of mine squeezed it between the door and its frame enough to turn it into a flip phone.

On the other hand, had a 6303i I threw at a wall to see what would happen and what happenes was an uncomfortable gash left in one of our clasroom’s walls. Phone was chillin’.

Thank you for the recs, will add them to the list! Maybe it’s time to go from one to many…

Excellent, the more options the better! Thank you!

Grrrreat… Can anyone please suggest an alternative? I’ve switched to Proton trying to de-Google…