Car! Car! Car! Car! Yes! Pleeeeease!!! Car!

I’m a dog and this article is seriously aggravating.

I used to immerse myself in the depths of the burning eye in the sky all the time as a kid. Stared for minutes on end. May have some permanent eye damage, but I also used to press fingers into my eyeballs at night to see the blobiverse, and gazed into the perfect red of my laser pointers. I was a dumb kid. Still am at 35. Though my hearing is perfect.

I once had a dream of becoming a Hollywood VFX artist. What a bullshit dream that was.