“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

I got banned from the “Name My Cat” thread because I CONTEND that all cats should be named Dickface.

I’ve never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xer’s top fantasy.

Hoe.

I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.