I umm… I don’t think I wanna go to the library anymore

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

Or they sold them to Walmart.

This is not the first time produce has been stolen and sold for consumption to regular distributors. It used to be quite common. Crime families have been built on that practice.

I found this in my app list, it hadn’t asked for any permissions. If it’s looking at every image I get, it’s doing so extremely discreetly.

Sus. Very sus.

Biden pulled a Buchanan. Do nothing and nope out.

Why is your entire comment history deleted?

Also I heard him call me a slur on Xbox live

When mass deportations started under Hoover it was common that American citizens were swept up and sent to the Southern border of Mexico. Many of them were children who would only learn late in life that they were US citizens. This continued through Eisenhower’s presidency.

I recommend Cincinnati for brake presses, if you’re going to get one. Though Trumpf makes a tempting machine.

Brake presses and punch presses are different things. Brakes bend, punches punch. But honestly you should probably have one or two of each.

Steinbeck man… REALLY LOVED THOSE BEANS

Except, as they’ve learned, they didn’t actually have a theft problem. That was a lie to disguise low sales numbers. It’s no better or worse than it’s always been.

The real issue is and remains, the relentless pursuit of number must always go up.

The problem is locking up the item.

I’m not gonna fuckin steal it, don’t treat me like I will.

Notably, those stores fell out of fashion pretty quickly when someone decided to just throw stuff out on shelves and have people get it themselves.

I’m not asking a clerk to get me shit. I can either find it quickly and get it myself or I’m getting it elsewhere.

From someone who eats almost no bread anymore:

It’s the bread.

You’re not going to sit and eat a spoonful of jelly like a fucking goblin, but you might eat a piece of plain bread and be happy about it. Especially if it’s a perfectly cooked dinner roll.

is THAT what that was about?

I only ever watched the first half of the TV movie. Second half never really seemed to air, or it really failed to explain anything.

I only stopped with carbs because my doctor recommended I do so because I was likely to become diabetic if I didn’t. The weight loss was a result of that.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW CARBS ARE BAD FOR YOU THO

I am truly, truly sorry to every person who ever said to me “hey man you lost some weight what you doin keto?” And I didn’t just say “yeah basically” and let it end there. I just… I’m really, really excited about it.

Those aren’t croissants. Those are crescents.

I was going to make a joke, spelling it the same way and pronouncing it differently, but I’m pretty sure the Pillsbury tubes are even called crescents on the package