I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.

This leads to a modified version of the uncertainty principle: either you have a banana and can know the size of something or you have positrons and are unable to measure size.

Tildes as in https://tilde.club/ or something else?

That was my first thought as well. I thought I’d try the first 10 minutes to get a sense of it.

Anyway, four hours later…

Wrong. RTFM.