54d chess you fools

Is this your kid? No, is this your kid? No, is this your kid? No, how about this kid? No, is this your kid? No, surely this is your kid? No, is it this kid? No, maybe this is your kid? No, is this your kid?

Call a press conference, build up to announcing the 9000% tariff but then end the conference promising to come back next week and make the announcement.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat noooooooooooo, that can’t be right. Who other than every single person alive saw that coming?

Hopefully, they will televise it and trump will say “You’re fired” right before they pull the switch. That would be on par with the shitshow circus we live in these days.

Edit: added to the bit

That’s what we said about trump lol good luck

Don’t worry just wait until, checks notes, the sun goes to bed at night. What then France? How will your solar work in clouds? Check and mate.

Too bad the rest of the Democrats can’t hear them with all that money stuffed in their ears.

What better way to celebrate after a hard day authoring such a great bill to make this country great than fucking an underage prostitute! Right? Right? Guys, right?

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You signed up for a job where you have to make tough maybe life-threatening decisions. You take an oath to serve and protect. You wear a bulletproof vest that is also stab and slash-resistant. You respond to a call, the woman is mental and won’t talk and she is holding an infant. She picks up a knife and advances on you. Do you close the gap and try to disarm her knowing your core vital areas are relatively safe from the knife and she has a child in her other hand? Nope, you might get cut. So, instead, you just smoke her and the kid.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAACK DOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!

Don’t worry both sides are not the same though so you can take that to the bank, not the same bank that the democrats are cashing their corporate checks in though because that would be unseemly.

I am only half kidding, maybe a quarter kidding.

Lab-grown meat killed my mom…true story, lab-grown meat broke into her house and stabbed her 957 times with a fork.

Traitors, you forgot, traitors.

With these shit heals, it’s always the last guy’s fault in their first term, and it’s always the new guy’s fault after they get replaced. They are liars, cheats, and hypocrites who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire if they didn’t get paid, and even then, they are more likely to pocket the money and let you burn.

And now the party should primary him…too bad the party is a feckless shell of bullshit wrapped around a bunch of greedy little piggies.

Oh, it’s not just one fascist dick, this dude sucks any fascist dick he can put in his mouth. So I would say it’s probably 50/50 lol

“A former campaign staffer said Professional Fascist Dick Sucker Sen. John Fetterman’s single-minded focus on sucking fascist dick came at the exclusion of the progressive positions he ran on in favor of sucking fascist dick.” FTFY

Hey, guy, do you need a tissue? You have a little cum on your face.

Pack it up, boys. It’s all going home to its ancestral homeland…The British Museum!