In all seriousness, Hawaiian Punch has one of the worst tasting drink mix sticks I’ve ever tried.

When do we start burning data centers to the ground?

This is my parking lot, I sell mackerel and blueberries

sharpens guillotine

I was lucky enough to have options after I moved a few years ago, and went with the smaller semi-local isp that offers better speeds for better prices, and no bullshit. The customer service is actually pretty good too. I hope more people get options like that, it felt so good to leave the big guys.