Completly off topic, but English is such a frustrating written language. Re-read (is that past-tense or future-tense? unimportant!) the first part of the headline several times because I was reading:
Alphabet shares (as in file share) record (as in Guiness World) their worst day ever
Then pausing to try and decide if my brain was melting or there was a grammatical error; turns out I just read it poorly!
Whoever decided things like they’re, their, there should all sound the same, and read, read should look the same; I wish them the worst day on record.
Completly off topic, but English is such a frustrating written language. Re-read (is that past-tense or future-tense? unimportant!) the first part of the headline several times because I was reading:
Then pausing to try and decide if my brain was melting or there was a grammatical error; turns out I just read it poorly!
Whoever decided things like they’re, their, there should all sound the same, and read, read should look the same; I wish them the worst day on record.