My gf made me a tater tot casserole with lots of cheese today. 😃

Yeah landlords love vibrators

Or how about don’t use meme templates because they’re boring

There are bosses who do that?

I used to work in a returns department. We joked that our customers had stock in the tape companies. They would put stuff in a bubble mailer and then run tape around it 20 times, covering every square inch and tight as hell. It was fucking awful.

You never even tried.

Poor buddy. Give him a cupcake.

Please don’t steal them from Reddit. I’m sick of the guy sweating over the 2 buttons, Drake, change my mind, and the car careening off the highway. Thank you.

Owen Wilson is so hard to look at.

Oh lord can we leave the reddit memes on reddit please?

Honey, baseball has been around a lot longer than the mid 90s. It’s new. Learn about context.

Um, nobody said he hasn’t. Um, what’s your point

I used to work at a hikers’ hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, “He doesn’t smoke weed. He’s old, like in his 40s.” He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol

In baseball now, they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name. Like J-Hey. It’s annoying and unoriginal. Baseball used to have the best nicknames too.

deleted by creator

My cats have never ever been fed in their entire lives ever. Just ask them.

Are they fast though?

I live about 2 miles from the Snap On factory where they make most of their tools and I’m not in China. I don’t know where the materials come from though.

What a stupid name for a scam.

Democrats have a spine lol good one