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5 hours agoBirds became vegan, counting calories and pumping in the gym. They aint gone they adapted.


Birds became vegan, counting calories and pumping in the gym. They aint gone they adapted.


So this is where our future ram buy went into? Fuck this planet then 🤣


With vodka and sunflower seeds.


Did we not learn from Sarah and John Connor long ago?


I don’t mind if they not or say these words often. They’re underpaid and exhausted enough to be courteous, just want to get the job done and call it a day. Fuck AI sucking corpos


I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t let you get bread and butter. You and Frank planning to update your pi-hole.


Iron Sky!


Gotta add aluminium foil for a good measure
T-800: hold my lube.
1940s people thinking if the siren was part of an aeroplane’s engine noise whilst falling down from the sky.