It’s really weird reading an article that so precisely nails so many of my experiences with both games.

Yeah, the states has the same accidents as anywhere else in the world, but they sprinkle a little gun into the mix.

I find grinds aren’t too bad.

But the grind itself has to be fun. Diablo has a gameplay problem that makes the game much less fun, and in turn, their grind sucks.

What a strange way to call yourself dickless.

But hand sanitizer is only 99.9% effective. You still have millions of other men’s dick germs on your hands, on your keyboard, in your mouth.

You cannot escape the dicks. No matter how unbathed you are.

Dicks.

Dicks.

Dicks.

Now they’re in your eyes.

So you just don’t touch anything in public, ever?

If the sink isn’t hands free you just walk out?