I read the top line as ‘tee hee’.

I assume from the fact that the icon looks like a butthole that this is about AI.

Mommy’s Marinara? So close.

If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

My hat that says ‘SLUDGE’ in a metal band font is just part of my personality! The other half is a Mountain Dew shirt.

I can’t wait for his fight with Fridgeta.

Simple. The Internet wasn’t invented, it was discovered. ‘Viruses’ have been aware of its existence from the beginning of time even though we so-called ‘humans’ weren’t. Source: You can trust me, dawg.

CES 2026: Meet a handful of excrement!

It’s a good fucking day to have aphantasia!

AI characters do nothing but spew meaningless platitudes and generic advice dressed up as a personality. That’s like considering the horoscope section on a random website to be your sister.

I think that’s a reference to the Unabomber.

This lines up with what I’ve been shouting into the void whenever I read a news article. “Where are the fucking adults?!”

My wife and I point it out like a drinking game when they show random close-ups of the brand badge on ovens. It’s kind of like they’re cutting to the oven for a reaction shot. They do it at least once a segment on every competition show I’ve watched.

Alphabet, Meta and X need to be wiped from the planet before they take us all with them. Too bad there’s no money in saving the species…

Looks like you lost your spoon…

People don’t text me enough Nazi bullshit for this to make sense in 2025.

Oh, you know Kristi?! It’s a small world, friend.

I can’t wait for someone to mention her name and I can dimlight 'em like, ‘that famous dog murderer? She’s in politics now?’

Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It’s the only way we can post on Insta…

Two days into Amazon’s Earth talks: