I miss good old fashioned LAN parties of the 90s and early 00s

Übermnensch Fight Club

My Nothing Phone 1 is USB 2.0

In my country, the main backbone is built, owned and operated by the government. The services on it are privatized

I call it Nazi Island

“How do you like your bread?”

“Appropriate”

I recommend maritime lawyer Chareth Cutestory. He’s well versed in maritime law

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I would not be shocked if people on here also drink their own urine. Not that I’m judging, of course

We have all met your mother

I have coworker that is very good at her job, but lunch break is a pain. All she talks about is her kids. And when she does, she dominates lunch until lunch is over. If we talk about something else, she is quiet until there’s a split second pause in the conversation. Then she’s right in there with tidbits of what her kids said, did or something like that. Her kids are 10 and 12. They’re not cute anymore. She identifies her entire personality with her kids.

Luckily we can dictate ourselves if we want to come in to the office or work from home

Your comment makes no sense

“He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very weak boy!”

Why is the fan so far away?

I’m on Sync. Everything after “to” is atom based

I went through a stomach surgery, and when I left the hospital they have me a receipt for some pain medication. I got a packet of 500(!!) morphine based pills. I took one, and decided I’d rather live with the pain. I like alchohol and the rush it gives me, but morphine in my body is fucking shit. Worst feeling I’ve felt in my life. I was suicidal, non-responsive (according to my GF) - but no pain even if I cannot remember a damn thing. Fuck that shit

I find it funny when people cry “FrEdOoM oF eXpReSsIoN” when instances defederate. Isn’t this the whole point and the good thing about federated social media? People who own the instances decide what to do with their instances

#LemmyDrama

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I never fart on a meat and fish only diet. Bread, potatoes, rice etc? I fart

Billionaires have zero income, and they find other ways to not pay taxes. Some even “move” to Switzerland, and only stay there enough to not be forcibly moved out of Switzerland and back here.

They still use our services, though. Roads, trains, ferriesz airports etc