CapgrasDelusion

Awesome. Get fucked.

It’s crazy how Biden managed to weaponize all these separate judges at once, all these separate prosecutors, and all these laws written decades before his presidency. What a conspiracy.

Or maybe these shitheels are actually breaking the law.

If this was a law asking about policies for protecting against piracy it wouldn’t even be a headline. Protect money, fine. Protect humanity, fuck that.

Awesome. Get fucked.

It’s crazy how Biden managed to weaponize all these separate judges at once, all these separate prosecutors, and all these laws written decades before his presidency. What a conspiracy.

Or maybe these shitheels are actually breaking the law.

Wasn’t even there on January 6th. I point this out not because he was over-sentenced, but because everyone else was under-sentenced. For one separate case the judge said “I don’t think I’ll hand down a sentence 15 years below guidelines ever again in my career.” Yeah. You shouldn’t have done it this time either.

The guy would rather be called “Coach” than “Senator,” by choice. He doesn’t care about what’s best for the United States, it’s citizens, and his constituents. That’s his second job. His first job is “Coach.”

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Let me keep track of the most recent gerrymandering rulings: Republican maps violate constitution. Republican maps violate constitution. Republican maps violate constitution.

Outcome: Republicans re-submit maps that violate the constitution.

Judiciary: Well, it’s close to an election, we can’t make them change it now.

Ad nauseum.

If you have to say “it’s just a prank bro!” to a toddler, you might be an asshole.

I could be wrong but I believe Ms. Willis remains the prosecutor even if it gets moved. So any deals they cut with federal prosecutors are irrelevant. It basically just means it won’t be on TV.

No, but thank you for trying.

At least Hubbard could form a complete sentence.

If you told me 10 years ago Donald Fucking Trump would be the head of the largest American cult of all time…

Just… What the fuck guys? What the actual fuck.

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What’s the over under on how many days until he backtracks this wonderful idea? I’ll put it at 5. I choose over but only because I think that’s how long the coke and benzo binge will take to wear off.

Worrell had been on house arrest in Florida since November 2021.

Well, apparently not. Good call with the “house arrest” there fellas.

I mean, if someone’s going for a radical C-section definitely either mom, the baby, or both are about to die. But dude this is fucked up. I wouldn’t give the benefit of the doubt here, personally. She should be sued and she should lose. But I suppose arguably it shouldn’t define her career. She’s been practicing for 20 years it looks like without any problems. Something went drastically wrong here but I agree with you that chaos is unfortunately part of medicine and definitely is in labor and delivery.

As for swaddling the severed head and body… I kind of also understand. Again, this is extraordinary. Everyone else in the room is as shocked as the rest of us are. What are they going to do, hold up the two halves and say “whoopsie doodle?”

As for denying an autopsy and trying to cover everything up, the hospital should be metaphorically burned to the ground. If the obstetrician was involved, that SHOULD define her career and it should be over.

What in the actual fuck. There is something called “internal decapitation” where you rip the skull off the spine but the skin and muscles stay intact. You’re still almost certainly dead, but I assumed that’s what this was. It would take a lot of force but not as much as it would to rip the whole fucking thing off.

I have seen some shit, and this story is making me sick.

Called it.

https://sopuli.xyz/post/1987071

Blew up a blood donation center.

They’ll go ahead and say it’s unfortunate and that they’re sending thoughts and prayers to the family affected

I would be very surprised if Abbott did even that. Or anyone who voted for him, honestly. If they say it’s unfortunate they acknowledge it was an unintended outcome of putting those buoys and razor wire in there. Meaning, it’s an outcome of something they did. They’ll just say, “well they shouldn’t have been there” and move on to the next person to hate.

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