The Assman

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Never stopped him before

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Oh no! He’s hot!

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

A fucking DORK?

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Personally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.

Only the good die young

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

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Put it in the ground

unintelligible polish chanting

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

Mine is gardening. Cheap to start, gives you exercise, and ultimately pays you in food.