Right. But, as I pointed out earlier, dingoes nearly killed a woman just yesterday. They might not be showing you the same courtesy.

Maybe you’re supposed to play it like a didgeridoo and scare them off that way.

I get what you’re saying. I just don’t think a PVC pipe would make a difference.

I think this is a response to the woman jogging that was nearly killed by 4 dingos. I doubt a PVC pipe would help against 4 dingos let alone one. An attacking dog is hard to fight off so I would imagine a dingo is no easier.

True. I’m just saying, PVC pipe wouldn’t stop an angry house cat.

But it’s such a bad weapon. A cardboard tube might be the only thing worse. A child with a fork can do more damage than PVC pipe.

Let’s not go to Australia. 'Tis a silly place.