kids

I had a dream you cheated on me and killed the dog, comfort me.

Sounds like something Philomena Cunk would say.

Is this not what US Customs already does?

This giant looking cat probably weighs 12 grams.

Seriously, it’s not rocket appliances.

*sex trafficing victims

Man, that is one haggard looking drag queen.

I would argue humans are the only creatures capable of dark shit. Well, maybe dolphins too.

Up? That’s an option?

Was it a Boeing? Just take a bit of tape from the door.

I want fucking buttons!