i’ve been clutching my pearls for the past 10 years but it’s nice to know i can rest easy tonight

The fact that’s even possible is a crime.

What a downer ending

Tonight, Australia sleeps for the first time in ten years.

And only pulled after some pearl clutching nanny noticed and decided to point out the original ruling.

Not the first time someone had a dummy spit over a game that is less problematic than the average M rated movie…

Finally I will not need my ambien