Come on Donnie, it is supposed to be Taco Tuesday, not Taco Sunday.
Can we just start calling a mistake a Trump? It’s all this fucking loser does, so his name is basically synonymous with fucking up.
“I made a huge trump.”
“I’m not a perfect man, I’ve made a lot of trumps.”
“Please forgive my trump.”
Rumor has it that he heard someone suggest Dana W. White and just went ahead and made an offer to the wrong Dana White.
https://www.war.gov/About/Biographies/Biography/Article/1170857/dana-w-white/
It’s like a Four Seasons situation. Nobody can admit that he fucked up.
I really wish UFC Dana would agree to take the job. That’d be really funny.
So Dana said no.
I think they caught the fuckup relatively quick, got in contact with UFC Dana White, and explained to him that Trump is a fucking moron, which he already knew, and that he would need to decline the offer and pretend like this was all very normal. And UFC Dana White is already extremely well acquainted with sucking Trump’s dick, so he was onboard.
Most likely
They refused, yeah
“I was kidding, but I think Dana likes the idea, and he is a very capable guy,” Trump said, speaking to reporters
I was kidding of course ! Unless…
Maybe he suddenly noticed that this Dana was not a young blonde bimbo.
Stages of grief?
Murikkkans, lolololololololololololololol!



