• Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 hours ago

    The trick is to drink seven cups of coffee over the course of an hour. You skip straight from feeling nothing to jittery limbs and an acute awareness that you have a heart and it is straining far more than it should.

    It doesn’t help anything, but you DO feel it.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4 hours ago

      9 shots of espresso suuuuuucks if you have nothing to actually do for the hour or so it lasts.

      Ask me how i know 🙃