This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth
The country is made for cars after all
Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.

The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.
That just means you’ve reached 40
Cheaper than a baby.
does it play doom tho
It will in about 5 or 6 years
nice one
I am never gonna financially recover from this




