He must inspec
that’s a turkish van! I have his twin :D

Sir/Ma’am that’s a car, not a van
What in gods name is that plate of cat food
I let my Willow sniff-test a lot of my food. usually I know he wouldn’t find interest in it, but I did lose a few shrimp to him one time
Tried giving a small cooked shrimp to a cat I once had. Proceeded to bat it all over the room. He liked the smell and to fetch it but wouldn’t eat it.
As is their right, peasant!
Is probably, secretly, a highly rated critic in the Paw Gazette…
My cat smells what i take out of the fridge, just in case it is chicken.
She also likes to have breakfast with me, and asks for some milk or cottage (this is a day each 2 weeks)
It’s even worse when the cat is being really pushy in the morning and demands additional tribute, so I let her sniff my coffee. That face of disgust remains funny.

“your meager offering offends me human.”
Cat confirmed
… and scratch as if to bury it


