• kreskin@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Its fine-- We learned in grade school that wearing a bell and raising your arms up high to make you look taller will keep them away. Dont run, stand your ground, face them, and talk to them in a firm, commanding and disapproving voice. It doesnt matter what you say, I plan to just say “AMERICA” confidently and loudly. See you soon, Canadians.

      /s

      In all seriousness though, are you sure you have enough bears?