He should just appoint an AI, then at least we don’t have to pretend like the person standing behind the podium has any control over what they’re saying.
I would love to see a report “Trump made comments in the whitehouse. We are not reporting them”
But how good will the next press secretary at giving blowjobs?
It literally doesn’t matter if they’re good or not. His base doesn’t care, and it really feels like nobody else does either. The press just finks out with “Trump claims” headlines that quote the lies verbatim. All they need is the principal mouthpiece and the fourth estate does the rest.
Make me the press secretary. I’ll lie long enough to get them comfortable, then when it’s most damaging to the administration I’ll tell the truth.
That’s some game of thrones level shit
Karoline Leavitt actually stuck around a pretty long time, by Trump Press Secretary standards. Maybe she gets a thrill out of MAGA twisting themselves into knots to make whatever she says feel true.
If it’s Erika Kirk, yes.



