The Marvin Show is your poor man’s cooking show. Hosted by one time Big Brother participant Marvin Latimer. It’s hard to put to words or describe the show so I just linked a memorable episode. This was on broadcast TV at some point. Green screen doorway and all.

Another poor man’s cooking show was Masaokis. He had a poor grasp on food in general and his genre is more “cooking with hoarders” with a heavy splash of harebrained philosophy. One video is about hot dogs and peaches. I haven’t watched the video in a long time but I can still remember the sound he made after tasting the concoction of hot dogs blended in peach juice. He tried to cook a steak on the rim of his toilet by burning paper. He thought the shell of an egg was the egg whites. He made a smoothie with whole moldy peaches and unpeeled oranges and who knows what else.

I believe his whole mythology was that he filmed in an apartment he would go to when he was on a bender. I think I remember seeing a much nicer less trashed apartment in one video. It has been a long time but I remember seeing a ton of books on a shelf with all their spines placed inward. The conditions he cooked in are not for the faint of heart. I can think of at least 2 fires starting from all the shit on his stove.