It’s been brought to my attention this meme is likely AI. I’m going to leave it up to the mods to remove it because I don’t want to delete the entertaining comments section. But goddamn, I feel like AI is ruining everything, even fucking shitposts.

The husband could have been there for hours. You don’t start with cats laying on you, usually. He created an environment the cats wanted to be. I have a two cats that sleep with me and 2 that sleep worth my wife. The one that regularly sleeps with me can be k8cked pushed whatever and she will stay. I have a boy though, where if you so much as scratch an itch he’s gone. He might come back 5 minutes later but the second tou budge he’s gone again. One comes for affection but any sudden movements and she’s gone for good. The last you can lay on him do whatever and he doesn’t care. Where was i going with this. I like talking about my cats.

OTOH, it does mean that OP can get up. Their husband cannot, for it is the law that you cannot get up if you’re being sat on

After all these years I’ve cracked the boyfriend cat magnet formula. Now I just need to figure out how to capitalize

My partner and I visited a cat café and a group must’ve had catnip or smth but they had around 7 cats at their seating area at one point

We felt a little better when one of the cats on a high perch started sneezing and snotted over several of the people lol

His greed sickens me

He is on their couch

Does hubby run hotter than you body temp wise? Or maybe he’s wearing tuna fish cologne?

I’m currently browsing with a kitten asleep across my neck. Nothing better in the world.

An even ratio requires each of them to have 1.5 cats on them, which is IMO not a very convenient division.

it should be illegal based solely on the added heat. How much does this guy pay for AC?