Tinder Launches $499 USD-Per-Month “Tinder Select” Membership::Tinder has rolled out its promised high-end membership, a pricey $499 per month subscription dubbed “Tinder Select,” which includes unique perks like the
This is all absurd, obviously, but:
The new subscription can be stacked with a Plus, Gold or Platinum subscription for access to more features, the company notes.
$499 and you don’t even get everything there is to get? You still have to pay for more? What in the fuck?
I can subscribe to a hooker for less and have more sex
Legalize
Shit they could probably include travel to an area with legal prostitution and still come out ahead.
If you are at the point where paying $499+ a month looks like the only way you’ll ever have a significant other or even just sex just invest that money in therapy or drugs or a super high end sex doll or a high class hooker but not in fucking Tinder. Jesus.
It’s probably like millionaire match maker where you get matched more with ppl who also paid $499
I’m guessing the only purpose of this is to show you have fuck-me money. Which sounds like it might work very, very well.
Agree. This sounds like a slam dunk to me.
Especially if you’re a pimp.
I’m glad I was, continue to be and plan on being married to miss this nonsense.
*Mrs this nonsense
Yeah. Few decades married over here too… Until last week. Still not paying for crap like this, but damn was that same joke not funny on Monday.
If dating apps were barred from collecting any payments besides a one time entry fee perhaps they’d stop all these anti customers practices.
This reads like a subscription to bang.
No, that would actually be worth the money. This sounds like a subscription to feel like even more of a loser when you still fail to get laid.
I suppose it can cut both ways 🤣
Can we start a fediverse dating app?
I’m currently visiting the Ambien walrus writing this so forgive me if this idea is screwy, but I’d love to create a new space.
It would be 99% dudes. Oh wait
Sure, I’ll start one for you for a meager $498/month
Local Asian massage parlor is like $150 plus tip for full service.
Oh, that is just awful. I for one will never go anywhere near which location again?
i can’t wait until the app bubble implodes
ANY day now…
As someone who’s never used it, what features are there that get paywalled? I have a very naïve idea about what it is like.
women are going to start saying they won’t match with guys who aren’t subscribing to this. I guarantee it.
I ain’t see she’s a gold digga…
Fuck Tinder
It’s to keep those filthy poors out
not to keep the delusional sheep in at all
Well, that’s as good of a reason as any to delete the app.
