This is incredible news if you are a mouse.
Let’s hope it translates to humans without also causing cancer or some other horrible condition as all of these miracle drugs seem to.
another horrible outcome for humans: a super race of gigantic, muscular rats with high libidos (that multiply very quickly) and want to overtake our food supply and keep us as pets
If they can solve global warming, I’m fine being a pet. Just gimme my videogames and I’ll tend to some crops.
Lol ikr. I’ll be a pet I just hope I get fed well enough and get to sleep a lot and if they decide to eat me they shoot me in the head. Sounds kinda nice…
I can think of one group that would be totally okay with this…
you mean these guys right?
I was thinking more along the offhours activities in the IT line of work, if you catch my drift.
oh right, you mean those people with furaffinity accounts 🤭
Soon to be available for humans for the low low price of 10k per dose. Thanks to big Pharma.
MUH R&D COSTS!!!1
And then a few years later in generic form for much, much less.
I’m actually not terribly put out by the initial high cost of these things, especially when it’s something that isn’t a vital life-saving treatment that people have no choice but to try. Every new technology starts out expensive and gets cheaper as competition arises and better manufacturing techniques are developed.
Finally… Excersisium
Ask your doctor if Exersisium is right for you. To get swol.
So meth?
yeah i’m with you this sounds like they gave mice some meth and went heeyyyyyyy weight loss
no shit
Yes, give it to me.
So cocaine?
If you’ve ever done cocaine it absolutely wrecks your cardio/endurance in the long term
And you’re a fucking lasy ass the next day and the only really chears you up is either more or shitty food.
Who said anything about long term?
The most natural diet supplement of all time (unfortunately it tasted terrible until they combined it with banana cream smoothie powder).
Papers Referenced in the above article:
A Synthetic ERR Agonist Alleviates Metabolic Syndrome
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37739806/Synthetic ERRα/β/γ Agonist Induces an ERRα-Dependent Acute Aerobic Exercise Response and Enhances Exercise Capacity
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acschembio.2c00720?ref=pdfI’ll be interested when it also mimics the psychological effects of working out.
