Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom. Mark Zuckerberg is seriously struggling to lift their spirits following massive layoffs.
  • Lexam@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    8 minutes ago

    Dear Sheep, you should relax. The slaughtering of your brethren has ended. There will be no more slaughtering this quarter. So you have nothing to worry about. Just relax, tension ruins the meat.

  • BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world
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    18 minutes ago

    “It’s really really distressing to me to see the consequences of my greedy and sociopathic actions, I order you all to stop making me feel things and act happy around me!”