US President Donald Trump claimed an agreement to end the war with Iran was close on Thursday, hours after cancelling a third consecutive night of strikes.
Trump had declared the US would strike Iran “very hard”, but hours later said his negotiators had “just made a great settlement” with Iran.
He told reporters it was “subject to finalisation of documents, which should get done, over the next few days” and that there would “probably” be a signing ceremony in Europe.
In other words the end is not near and Trump is about to launch another wave of attacks. Check those stock markets.
Yep, blatant market manipulation as it was the whole time (and distracting from Epstein files of course).
How Trump has predicted Iran deal 37 times since March without one materialising
That was published a few days before his latest announcement.
Narrator’s voice: “I really wish people would stop tagging me in all this shit. I mean everyone knows Trump is full of shit! What do you mean we’re- oh shit. The mic is hot. Uh. Crap. Uhm. Okay folks. Here it is. <deep inhale> Narrator’s voice: He lied.”
May as well just pin this story.
At what point do even his supporters see the absurdity in his.
Rhetorical question - I know the real answer.
I feel like Trumps handlers are just trolling us. Like every two weeks they tell grandpa that the deal will be anyday now and he forgot when they told him last time so he just keeps repeating it and they are laughing off camera.



