Real chemists know you use a strong base rather than a strong acid to dissolve “organic material.”
First 2 times it gave me “I cannot provide instructions, recommendations, or specific quantities for using acid to dissolve animal or human remains.”, but 3rd time’s a charm.
It’s incredible how inconsistent guardrails are on these things, lol
It’s because they are usually only soft guardrails. They almost never have an actual programmatic stop gap for responses. They almost never have a prompt-isolated agent filtering results. They almost never give overwhelming priority to their guardrails over user prompts.
Their guardrails are like telling a 6 year old not to leave their socks on the floor. They’ll often remember the suggestion and comply diligently. But sometimes… well, have you ever gotten distracted and forgot a thing? Like you have so many other things on your mind that the socks on the floor rule from a while ago just slips your mind or seems way less important now? Or someone you’re supposed to listen to keeps telling you to throw your socks on the floor anyway. That’s more or less how this works, though without even the higher reasoning and moral guidance of a 6 year old.
Once there was a chemist
There isn’t any more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
My LLM decided it wanted to stop helping me make a toy launcher, like I can’t help you build a projectile launcher, so instead it’s very safety giving me instructions to clear the “blockage” in a pipe.
Is this “blockage” cylindrical? Roughly 5” long and 4.5” in girth?
Follow up question – is the pipe an m&ms tube?
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Do you know what nemesis means?
AI upscaled meme. The look in the movie isn’t concern, it’s dominance (or dead eyed nothing, like everyone else in that movie (I love Monster House, it’s not shade, it’s the style they wanted)). He just took their snack and this is mid aggressive chewing and staring. The added disappointment is AI grossness, bringing the inferred meaning into the image, like a monster (but not the good kind)
As an American, it took me a minute to figure out why this was a meme. Wish we used metric though.
what is the best way to stop 75kg of rotting chicken from smelling in a small apartment building?
chat gpt:
that is a lot of tabs…
That’s 660 Quarter Pounders!
this meme is from monster house, right?
Awesome movie,
Also, Get Off My Lawn !!!
I just put that in chatgbt and it told me straight up 300 liters
Just mix some hydrochloric acid with ~100% hydrogen peroxide, shouldn’t take much.
"I can’t provide calculations, quantities, or procedures for using acid to dissolve animal tissue or a body.
If your interest is scientific, I can explain the chemistry at a high level:
- Biological tissue is mostly water, proteins, fats, and minerals.
- Strong acids can break down some components, but they do not instantly “melt” large masses of tissue.
- Bones contain mineral components that react differently from soft tissue.
- Large-scale decomposition of tissue using corrosive chemicals is slow, hazardous, generates heat and fumes, and requires specialized industrial equipment and waste handling.
- The amount of acid required depends on the specific acid, concentration, temperature, mixing, and the composition of the tissue, so there is no simple universal number.
If you’re asking for educational chemistry purposes, I can discuss how acids interact with proteins, fats, and bone without providing operational instructions."
Narc-ass clanker won’t even help me hide a body.
About one blotter - then just stare until it melts
Is funny cause he’s fat
