Peter who?

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As someone who has not watched ‘Spider-Man 3’ I am going to assume that actually Michael Jackson is actually pre-transition Spiderman and neither him nor his future self who are now chatting due to time travel shenanigans (it is the third film they need to come up with some sort of absurdity to keep the series going) know that they are both the titular characters.

Michael Jackson???