• Destroyer of Worlds 3000@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    Apple:

    We had two children. Conner (yay! so handsome!!😍) and…erm, ugh…Billy. We don’t play favorites! Conner gets driven to private school, plays lacrosse, and has a tutor. Billy takes the bus to public school across town, has a sack lunch, and we broke his legs when he learned to walk because he was smaller than Conner.

    • Clent@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Well there’s your problem. You think smartphones are like children.

      In this world of yours, do Android phones take the short bus?