Somewhere there’s a kid crying because the sweet orange cat who walked into their life 5 months ago has disappeared.
Thats why I never neuter or spay my cats. /s
you what?!

Always. Always.
As for the kid, maybe their parents will look around at the house full of cat toys and head off to the shelter, and some deserving kitty will find a forever home. Maybe even a bonded pair of kitties.
Five months! I can only imagine your joy after being reunited.
I had a spayed cat that used to run away from May to October. He did it for five years or so, until our other cat went missing (probably eaten by a fox…). He always came back well-fed, but with a lot of scrapes and shit, and we strongly suspect he spent the summers fighting with (non-existant) bears over the territory… One year our neighbours called and asked us to get him, since he had stopped at their horse farm for a few days on his way home and beat their stable cats and ate their food… He also just sat and stared down a charging border collie once! The sucker some how lived 'til 19!
I’ve had both cats and collies as pets, the cat winning that engagement doesn’t surprise me one bit.
My cat disappeared for several weeks one time and came back well-fed with somebody else’s collar on him.
Your cat:

He just went on sabbatical. Had to take a break from all that napping.
Why be bothered when you are literally perfect?




