• TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    They want us to riot in the big cities, so they can declare martial law and cancel the mid-term elections.

    • garretble@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Failing that, they want ICE goons at every polling place in major cities to make sure people don’t show up.

    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Elections are controlled by the states. They can’t cancel them, they can only ask the states to do so.

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    2 months ago

    MAGA:

    “He deserved it! His face was accelerating towards the officers knee! The officer feared for his life! The man was breathing oxygen and the officer feared there wouldn’t be enough for himself!”

  • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

    My oh my is she thirsty.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Jefferson’s ghost: “You’re still using that Constitution? Oh, you’re way overdue for a revolution!”

      sees a young black woman “Well, hellooo…”

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    2 months ago

    I figure you could isolate any one of them and they would be catatonic in the fetal position sucking their thumb at the slightest sign of violence.

  • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Minnesota borders Canada. I doubt there’s a moose load of illegal Canadians coming across the border so what’s Border Patrol doing there other than to harass people?