• WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Donnys inevitable death will have the same global reaction as the montage at the end of Return of the Jedi but with more cheering, dancing, and music.

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      3 months ago

      Seismologists should start investigating whether there is any inherent danger to the tectonic plates shifting, should approximately nine billion people start jumping up and down for joy and dancing in the streets

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        3 months ago

        Yes definitely! I’m not a drinker but the day this happens I’m gonna go to the liquor store and buy bottles of champagne and wine and party like it’s Independence Day because it will be anew holiday when this monster is gone.