The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he’s a raccoon.
On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
Man, that raccoon may be living a better life than me. What a cool dude.
In a bizarre coincidence, the raccoon was named Pete Hegseth.
That’s Ssecretary of War Pete Hegseth to you!
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You ever see someone living your dream and think “damn, I wish I was a raccoon?”
This is because of the raccoon loneliness epidemic
Leave it to raccoons to take Domestication to another level
Whom amongst us?
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A trashed trash panda trashed the liquor store
The headline over at Boing Boing
This is what happens when your bars only stay open 'til midnight.
